At anytime time throughout the year, whether it be during that sixth Holiday party you’ve attended or playing ball at the park in summer time, temperatures can create a steam bath in your pants. Fortunately, a new category of products has sprung up to provide relief. Here are four that can help you stay fresh. Men’s Health has put together a top 4 list of products on the market that will help your “boys” stay fresh. Atop that list is EITR Lounge’s newest product: FRESH BALLS!
1. Fresh Balls
$15, 3 oz
Pros Fresh Balls goes on like a lotion and then almost instantly becomes powder, leaving you feeling as arid as the Mojave Desert.
Cons None. Okay, the company is based in Las Vegas, in case you’re unsure about rubbing anything from Sin City on your testicles.
Euphemism for scrotum used on packaging “Privates”
Can you go commando with it? Yes. Keeps your boys dry, pants clean.
Rating 4 out of 4 stars
2. Jack Black Dry Down Friction-Free Powder
$18, 6 oz
Pros A talc-free powder with cornstarch, lavender, green tea, and cucumber not only sounds aromatic but will keep you dry and help avoid chafing.
Cons You can’t sprinkle powder upward, so application is a messy proposition—there’s almost no way to avoid having an incriminating cloud of dust settle beneath you.
Euphemism for scrotum “South-of-the-border”
Can you go commando with it? Yes. The fine powder doesn’t clump.
Rating 3 stars
3. Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder
$8, 10 oz
Pros This drugstore staple isn’t strictly for your sack, but it has a mentholated tingle. It’s also the easiest of the bunch to find, which is good when your ‘nads need freshening now.
Cons There’s the same application problem that Jack’s powder has. It’s also a little clumpier, which can leave you looking as if you’ve been cleaning chalkboards with your boxers.
Euphemism for scrotum None
Can you go commando with it? Nope. It’d rub off a little too quickly.
Rating 2 stars
4. Axe Detailer Grooming Tool
Pros Axe helped spark the whole craze with its Clean Your Balls ad campaign. This doohickey has two sides: a rough one for knees and elbows and a soft, mesh one for your man parts. Used with shower gel, it does, in fact, clean your balls.
Cons It looks like a glorified version of your girlfriend’s bath pouf, crossbred with a hockey puck. And the shower gel is sold separately.
Euphemism for scrotum “Your ‘sensitive’ areas”
Rating 2 stars
It’s a Jungle Down There
The truth is that it can get hairy and at Elephant In The Room we are here to help. There is more to mens’ grooming than just staying fresh. For additional manscaping advice visit our manscaping section here: https://eitrlounge.com/tulsa-mens-haircuts-manscape